PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR PHONE NOW!

THE SUITS ARE LYING TO YOU. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SAFE INTERNET. THERE IS NO FREE INTERNET. THERE IS NO DECENTRALIZED SOFTWARE. THERE IS NO SAFE SOFTWARE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SAFE DOWNLOAD.
EVERYONE YOU MEET ONLINE IS A PLANT EXCEPT FOR ME. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SAFE SPACE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ANONYMITY. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ONLINE CHATROOMS.
GOVERNMENT 'WEBBOTS' CONTROL THE INTERNET AND ALL SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT SAFE. EVERYONE IS WATCHING YOU.
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THIS IS TO TURN OFF YOUR PHONE!